Pandora's Crack Box

Don't be worry Ginny, even your dead boyfriend would have hit this...hypothetically.

As evident from this quote from a Radcliffe interview for Attitude magazine:

“This year I have a talent crush on Ryan Gosling. I think he’s fantastic and…(ahem) you know he’d be nice afterwards. He seems smart. If I was gay, I would go for a smart man.”

( which of course requires obligatory post of this video )

Ron approves of this video. He says that it thoroughly describes him and his character and brains. His bit starts around 2:20.

Also, he made me type all of it up for him.

( Imagine god creating, and then you would have a beginning of understanding of the Bear's massive cerebral cortex at work. )

So this is super old, but it was linked on io9 today and it just kills me. My ultimate team quotes from it all the time.

In case the cut text didn't warn you, there is bad language.

( i am a beautiful animal. i am a destroyer of worlds. i am harry f*cking potter )

( So what does this say about one Zacharias Smith? )

So I'm all set for Michael to get scarred up, by the way. Jim did a movie called Heartless with a huge mark on his face and shoulder. ( It is PERFECT. )

I dunno how I missed this, but it is amazing!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/the-complete-ryan-gosling-discography

Oh yes, all of his work and I think that we are sorely missing out from Mr. Smith's singing voice, I do say!

( Relevant picture is relevant. Mostly. )

This makes the third time tonight I've seen Adrian and Seamus in pictures together >.>

( What is going onnnnn? )

Also, Seamus, you are delightfully wee.

( EDIT )

I'm pretty sure it would go a little something like this:

( It's funny 'cause it's true! )

In honour of Justin's recent birthday party activities, he would like to dedicate the following song request to ZACH Smith:

( Dude, your perspective on life sucks... )

Characters: Eli & Samara Chambers
Setting: Chambers home, early morning 31 October
Rating: PG
Summary: In which the Chambers family experience their first not-nightmare.

( When Eli opened his mouth, lifting the flesh of their child to his lips, Samara shot up in bed, screaming at the top of her lungs. )

Look, a picture from that crazy cracked-out time when Angelina and Daphne were friends.

( Never happen )

..what.

( Harry Potter Magic PSA Posters )

Because inquiring minds simply needed to know.
B (written by Christie)
S (written by Jamie)

Enjoy the result of our crazy AIM convo


( And how exactly did the interview on p. 7 go? )

So hey who wants to see Adrian back in school? I don't know if the person who posted this to tumblr is the one who made the manip, but I pretty much exploded:

( Seventh year, perhaps? )

Characters:Hannah and Ernie
Setting: Ernie's flat
Rating: Well now, that depends on Ernie (*wink wink*)
Summary: Hannah wants to show Ernie the "fun" that can come from a Muggle Halloween costume

( 'Trick or treat,' her voice rang out the customary Muggle greeting for the evening. )

Characters: Hannah and Ernie
Setting: Ern's flat
Content: No more than PG
Summary: It seems Ernie has a secret he's been keeping.
Status:Complete

( She noticed something peeking out from under the couch and bent down to pick up whatever it was. Immediately she recognized it as the Jasmine King novel she'd been reading. )

Characters: Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnigan
Setting: Dean's 19th birthday, October 6th, 1998, at Seamus's old flat off Diagon Alley
Content: Worksafe, will change if necessary
Summary: The war's only been over for less than five months. Seamus shares the journal he wrote to Dean all throughout seventh year. This gets emotional, possibly racy, and definitely sweet.

( Dean sprawled on Seamus's not-exactly-comfy couch, flipping through the journal he'd brought with him. )

Who: Rosalind and Adrian
What: Intake interview - Adrian's mother insisted
Where: Pure Love Matchmaking, Diagon Alley
When: July 10, 2003

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( Find me a find, catch me a catch... )

Welcome to the crack box! Anything goes in here. IC logs threads & owls, back-story, flash forwards, and anything that wouldn't fit into the game proper. Just have fun, be silly, do whatever, but remember that what goes on here doesn't count for activity and shouldn't supersede anything going on in pandorarpg. This crack community is officially open, and you can feel free to play in it before the game itself officially opens. If you want to be silly ooc or have an idea you'd like to see here, toss it in pandoraooc (we have a sillyness tag!) and we'll jump on it.

We're all hoping that if the plot gets a little dark for some, you can always relieve tensions and have a good laugh over here in crackland. Maybe something will come up in one community that can be tweaked or used in the other. You never know. Anyway, all that to say enjoy and play away!

-Meesh